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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can just dazzle the audience with some magic tricks? 🎩✨🔮 Also, if you ever need a shortcut to shedding those extra pounds, just grab a magician! 🎩🔪💫"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fitness, getting, goal, goal weight, half, humor, illusion, magician, me, saw, trick, weight on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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