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  • Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.
  • I would prefer not to.
  • My toxic trait is optimism.
  • For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.
  • Wait, making the right choices is an option?!
  • The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.