I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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“Optimism at its finest! 🙌 Watch out, gravity, we’ve got a cunning strategist over here! 😂 Who knew stair climbing could double as a risk management strategy? 🤔 Stay safe and keep reaching for the stars, one step at a time! 🌟🚶‍♂️ #SafetyFirst #WittyQuotes”

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