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  • Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?
  • If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.
  • That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
  • Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
  • Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.
  • I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.