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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
21 Funny eye contact quotes
When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.
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That's the moment when "I do" meets mockumentary magic! 🎥💍👀
I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”
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Haha, I've reached expert level at using my phone as an invisibility cloak to dodge "talkers" in public! 📵🦸♂️🙈
I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.
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When they give you that gaze, it's either deep wisdom or they remembered where they hid your snacks! 👀😂
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.
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Avoiding eye contact like I'm in a banana witness protection program 😂🍌🚫👀
Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.
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Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.
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"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"
Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.
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"Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!"
Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.
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"Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! 💔💸 Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. 😂"