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  • At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.
  • If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.
  • If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.
  • Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!
  • Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.
  • The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.