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  • I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.
  • Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.
  • A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.
  • Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.
  • If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.
  • Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.