A baby cow is called a calf because itβs half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I was half asleep when I first heard that! ππ Related funny posts π€ My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist. Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while. Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”? Half princess, half menace. People who can fall asleep quickly freak me outβ¦ I mean, don’t they have thoughts?