I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your kid's "special" gift comes with a side of intimidation 😂🎁🙄 Related funny posts 🤝 This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise. It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it. What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is? You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.