A flat stomach is one of the best accessories. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had. But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat? When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good. Accessories can really boost a womanβs self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times. How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.