A flat stomach is one of the best accessories. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? ππ Related funny posts π May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it. The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself. The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had. But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat? Iβm no doctor but Iβm pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.