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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.