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Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? 🍕😄
13 Funny flat quotes
The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.
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Ah yes, the elusive flat stomach—a relic of the past, like dial-up internet and my social life on weekends! 🍕😂📉
Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.
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Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸
I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.
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Looks like your pillow game is on a rollercoaster—going from painful to downright plush! 🎢🛌 Maybe your neck just has a flair for the dramatic. 😂 Time to find that perfect middle ground where comfort and support finally shake hands! 🤝😉
May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.
But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?
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"Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"
If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.
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Hmm, good thing the earth isn't flat, or we'd have a whole new meaning to "falling off the edge of the world!" 🌎🙈 Just imagine the long line at the edge with daredevils ready to take the leap of faith! 🤣 #GravitySavesLives
Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.
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Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! 🏔️🚶♂️ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? 😄 #FlatMountainClimbingGoals
The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
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"Unraveling the mysteries of the universe, one flat theory at a time! 🌎🔵 Who knew a simple shape could cause such a stir among the Flat Earthers? Watch out, the sphere is coming to get ya! 😄 #RoundAndRoundWeGo"
If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.
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Well, it seems like cats have been holding back their world domination plans, focusing on knocking things off the coffee table instead! 🌎🐱 Time to rethink that flat earth theory, folks!