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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Just when you thought personal space was safe… enter the Close Talker Swatter! 🦟🚫👃😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkwardness, close, close talker, fly, fly swatter, humor, joke, personal, personal space, social, social awkwardness, space, swatter, talker on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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