Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs alcohol to regret life choices when you've got natural talent? It's like a superpower, just with more facepalms and less capes." Related funny posts 🤝 Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret. Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions. Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?