A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.