Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.