14 funny invasion quotes - Wordgag

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

May 30, 2026

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

May 29, 2026

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

May 29, 2026

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

May 28, 2026

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

May 27, 2026

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

May 26, 2026

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

May 25, 2026

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

May 24, 2026

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

May 24, 2026

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

May 24, 2026

This alien invasion could have been an email.

May 24, 2026

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

May 23, 2026

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

May 21, 2026

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

May 21, 2026