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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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I guess we can safely say I'm more of a land shark when it comes to biking πŸ¦ˆπŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, competition, cycling, cyclist, faster, humor, i, me, run, shark, speed, swim, triathlon on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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