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Funny triathlon quotes

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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