About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.