Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to. Commentary:Trying to stop aging is like pressing pause on a horror movie—you're just prolonging the jumpscare! 🎬🧟♂️😱 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone. It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast. It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg. Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board. Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.
