I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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I only like when it rains when I’m home.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.