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This is how I confidently tell my friends about *The Coldplay* and *The Imagine Dragons* 🎸🎤😂
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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.
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Charging for scientific articles feels like finding a plot twist at the end of a math book 📚🙄💸
An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.
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Looks like my clothes are in the middle of their self-cleaning cycle 🧺🧹✨
They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.
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Imagine the chaos as history buffs and amateur experts duel it out in the chat room of each page! 🔍📚😂
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.
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When laziness meets genius: procrastination becomes a superpower 😂🧠📚
Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
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"After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"
Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?
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"Forget soulmates, I’m just looking for source-mates! 📚❤️🤣 #AcademicLove"
Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.
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🚑💡 "Saw an article on '100 things to do before you die.' Apparently, calling 911 didn't make the cut! Guess some thrills are just too intense for that bucket list! 🤣"
No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.
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Looks like someone skipped a step in the logical process and went straight for the emotional rollercoaster! 🎢🤷♂️ Who needs facts and information when you have strong opinions, right? 💬💥 Maybe we should consider introducing an "Argue First, Ask Questions Later" policy for added sassiness! 😉👩⚖️
Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.
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"Reading footnotes: where authors spill the tea ☕️ on who really grinds their gears! Remember, behind every footnote is a story of enemies and vendettas! 📚🔍 #TheRealDramaInTheFootnotes"