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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

May 30, 2026

An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

May 29, 2026

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

May 29, 2026

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

May 28, 2026

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

May 26, 2026

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

May 26, 2026

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

May 24, 2026

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

May 23, 2026

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

May 22, 2026

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

May 19, 2026