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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

An electric car is just another electric chair.

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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