An electric car is just another electric chair.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.