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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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