My kids want to know whatβs for dinner, like theyβre going to be happy with the answer. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess it's another night of "Not pizza again!" ππ Related funny posts π€ Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.