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When did life switch to "Extreme Morning Edition"? ๐โฐ๐ค
Funny wishing quotes
I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.
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Ah, the sweet sound of someone else's freedom as my background music while I draft another email ๐คฃ๐ผโจ
Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.
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Just another day in the life of a horribly patient procrastinator! ๐
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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
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Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! ๐ฆ๐ Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! ๐ค็ฌ
Wishing all the contacts in my phone โMerry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserveโ and just letting that work itself out.
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๐ฑโ๏ธ "Sending out Christmas wishes like a digital Santa with a naughty list! May your gifts be as fitting as my contacts deserve. Let the holiday karma notifications roll in! ๐
๐ #MerryTextmas" ๐๐
My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it ๐๐ฅช It's a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!"
People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isnโt coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
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"Ah, the classic case of trading the frying pan for the fire ๐ฅ๐
! Wishing January away only to be met with the mighty February blues is like dodging a verbal storm only to catch a physical knockout. Stay strong, folks! ๐ช๐"
My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.
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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically! ๐ ๐ถ๐