App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:A modern-day court of love where memes are the jury! 😂💔📱 Related funny posts 🤝 The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?” I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!” People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy. Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.” Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.