Commentary:
A modern-day court of love where memes are the jury! 😂💔📱
Funny vote quotes
The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.
Commentary:
"When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️🤔"
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.
Commentary:
"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"
Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.
Commentary:
"Finally, a candidate with the power to make our cheesy dreams come true! 🧀🚫 No more guilt, just melt-in-your-mouth goodness 🤤 #VoteForCheese"
Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.
Commentary:
"Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake 🍫🙅♂️ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! 😜 Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! 🗳️🍫 #ChocoPolitics"
Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.
Commentary:
"Vote for me, I'll cut the alphabet in half – because who needs the hassle of Z when you can just stop at Y? 🤣✂️ #LessAlphabetMoreFun"
If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.
Commentary:
When a billionaire starts handing out voting tips, it's like a reverse GPS for democracy! 🚦🤑🤖
I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal quest for food 🍽️ vs. the civic duty of voting 🗳️! Easy mistake to make, really. Next time, just remember: democracy first, buffet second! 😄🗳️🍔"
“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.
Commentary:
When karma forgets to check the guest list 🎉😂🚪