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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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"Relationship status: it's complicated, but my reflection totally gets me. 🙄💔😂 #MirrorMate"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anyone, close, dating, eyes, humor, i, mirrors, past, self-awareness, self-esteem, self-image, walk on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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