“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry, can't downgrade my worth even for a day! 💁♀️💸 #sorrynotsorry" Related funny posts 🤝 Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier. Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy. You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me. When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist. Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.