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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, …

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“Ah, the age-old question of date planning with a time limit! 🕒 How about we start with breakfast in Paris, lunch in Tokyo, and wrap it up with dinner under the stars in the Maldives? 🥐🍣🌌 Don’t worry, we’ll have fast transportation and even faster wit to match! 💫😉”

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?