I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Commentary:
🥧 “I may not be a math genius, but give me a slice of Pi and watch me work my magic… in my stomach! 🤣 Who needs equations when you have taste buds, am I right? 😋”

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