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Humorous quote about sobriety and fruit flies in drinks with playful vibe.

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Commentary:
"Who needs a breathalyzer when you've got fruit flies as your personal sobriety test squad? 🍸🦟 #CheersToFruitFlyCheckpoint"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, drink, drunk, fishing, fly, fruit, fruit fly, humor, party, perspective, still on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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← I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes. All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. →
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