Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.
  • Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.
  • Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.
  • Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
  • Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.
  • My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.