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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Commentary:
Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, ask, ball, bowling, bowling ball, fun, fun activity, gift, gift idea, girlfriend, give, humor, idea, personalized, personalized gift, relationship, ring, ring size, size, surprise on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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