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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Spotted on Discord:

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Spotted on Slack:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Breaking via Slack:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Going bananas on Twitch:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

93 shares on Discord this month:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

98 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Just landed via Slack:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Breaking via TikTok:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Live now on WeChat:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Just landed via TikTok:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Just landed via Telegram:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Spotted on Discord:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Spotted on Twitch:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Freshly posted on Slack:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

Keep the laugh going 😂

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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