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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?