Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement ππ±π Related funny posts π€ Iβm kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse. Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does. Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.