Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like it's time for a job description refresher course! 🗂️🤔 #AmIOnSnooze Related funny posts 🤝 My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams. I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.