Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others. Posted onMay 6, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Recommending emotional turmoil one book club at a time πππ Related funny posts π€ Girls be like, βI hate this man,β then have sex with him. Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.” The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to. There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.