Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.