Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Proof that even my consciousness has buyer's remorse ππ§ π Related funny posts π€ βWell, this is no good. How do I turn it off?β β The first primate to experience consciousness. God: “I donβt regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years. My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers. Stores should accept βI bought this while depressedβ as a valid reason for a return.