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Witty text expressing existential dread with a humorous twist.

Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.

Commentary:
Proof that even my consciousness has buyer's remorse 😂🧠💭

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alive, being, complaint, ever, existence, humor, irony, life, me, sarcasm, self-awareness, sentience, struggle, thing, worst on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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