Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to return my adulthood for store credit. 🛍️😅📈 Related funny posts 🤝 I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately. Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.