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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.