Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Commentary:
“Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life’s endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you’ve got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity”

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