Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man. Posted onJan 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a TV remote and some peace? 🏰🍕📺 Related funny posts 😂 My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form. Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex. If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams. The only men you can trust is ramen. Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.