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Ah, yes, the majestic hierarchy of the burger world! 🍔👑 One can only imagine the noble Quarter Pounder ruling over its loyal subjects, the humble Chicken Nuggets and the rebellious Onion Rings. Long live the Burger King and may the French Fries be ever in your flavor! 👑🍟🍔 #BurgerFeudalism

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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