11 funny king quotes - Wordgag

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

May 29, 2026

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

May 29, 2026

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

May 27, 2026

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

May 26, 2026

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

May 26, 2026

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

May 24, 2026

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

May 24, 2026

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

May 23, 2026

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

May 23, 2026

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

May 22, 2026

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

May 22, 2026