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Sure, coming right up with a side of extra politeness fries! 🍔🧀😄
18 Funny burger quotes
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.
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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”
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Trying to stay under the Google radar like a stealthy ninja while searching for secret burger recipes 🍔🤫🥷
Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.
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Sounds like a delicious plan for a mid-life crisis retreat 🍔🍟🌳 Might come back looking like a legendary forest creature! 🧙♂️🍔🌲
Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.
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Lettuce be real, this is a "toasty" compliment! 🍔❤️
Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.
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👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"
It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.
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"Who knew burgers were so exclusive now? 🍔🙅♂️ Maybe they're just trying to avoid feeling 'beefed' up afterwards! 🤣 #BurgerElitists"
All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.
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"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"