Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Commentary:
"When you realize you could be a character in someone else's simulation… Might as well request a 'working-from-home' simulation setting, right? 🤖💼 #RealityCheck #SimulatedProductivity"

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