Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.
- This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
- At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.
- Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.
- Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.
