Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Working from mind today! 🧠📞 Guess that means I’m always 'on call' 😉✨" Related funny posts 😂 Please respond to my telepathic messages. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. Beer is like weed for people with jobs. My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.