Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Working from mind today! 🧠📞 Guess that means I’m always 'on call' 😉✨" Related funny posts 🤝 Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Beer is like weed for people with jobs. My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay. I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.